Rabia Sarwar Tried To Slit Husband's Throat For Making Her Eat Pork, Wear Short Skirts.
Noah sent me the above link, asking me what he’d have to do to get an equivalent kind of punishment, to which I say:
Maxine Lopez-Keough Tried To Slit Boyfriend’s Throat For Making Her Listen To Dave Matthew’s Band, Give Up Steak.
(For the record, it would be Tried To Castrate Boyfriend if I were made to Renounce Lohan, Watch Mulholland Drive.)
